Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones, Divergent, Marvel br>
i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole
Master Post of the best of the great “Show us your dick”-a-thon of 2014.
Here’s the previous one.
Rumours of death and dragon fire were what brought Godric to the valleys of Wales.
He hacked through the undergrowth, swiping furiously at the branches as though they were his enemies. He swung back his arm… and a small girl dropped from the tree in front of him.
“Oi – you!” he shouted, as the girl sprung to her feet with the ease of a cat. “You want to be careful, creeping around like that. You startled my horse!”
The girl looked unfazed. “You want to be careful with that.” She nodded at the sword now hanging limply from Godric’s right hand. “You’ll take someone’s head off. There are children round here, you know.”
At first glance, Godric had taken her for a child. She was a head shorter than him, pale and freckled with wild fair hair. Her mustard yellow robes were tattered and muddy. Up close, however, Godric saw that it was young woman’s body that shifted beneath her clothes. She was no girl.
“I’m Godric Gryffindor,” he said, outstretching a hand. “And I apologise for almost taking yours or anyone else’s head off. Though I suspect your drop from the tree was timed. You were watching me approach, no?”
She smiled brightly. “You’re correct.” She took his hand. Her own was small, but surprisingly strong. “My name’s Helga.” (x)
GET TO KNOW ME: [2/6] FAVORITE MOVIES → The Lion King (1994)
Oh yes, the past can hurt. But from the way I see it, you can either run from it, or learn from it.
The Houses that, like pillars four had once held up our school now turned upon each other and divided, sought to rule.
This album is a celebration. My pain exploding in electronic music. It’s heavy, but after I listen to it, I feel happy again, I feel lighter.
The Wolverine (2013) requested by robertdowney
Your grandfather called me a ronin, a samurai without a master. He said I was destined to live forever, with no reason to live.
An Investigation Into Fanon Misconceptions: Marauder Edition
a prelude of sorts to ‘An Investigation Into Canon Comprehension: Marauder Edition’